New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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