so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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