Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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