please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
