just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
