she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I FOUND THE LEGS
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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