If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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