Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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