Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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