found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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