I must be too annoying 4 u.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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