New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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