Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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