Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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