I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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