you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
only if we run a train.
done.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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