Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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