i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I look better un-naked...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
as a side note pls kill me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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