If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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