that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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