Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The beer is more important than you right now.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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