I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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