I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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