I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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