i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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