Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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