Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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