How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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