you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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