he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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