If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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