How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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