apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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