Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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