I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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