Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You smell like stripper and shame
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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