Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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