It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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