so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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