So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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