Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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