Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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