he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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