dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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