the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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