Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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