I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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