I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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