I wish I could teleport
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it because I queefed?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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