Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
