i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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