hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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