Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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