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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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