Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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