Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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