Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Randomize
