the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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