Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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