I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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